Chance fuckin Mackey

I like long walks on the beach, and beastiality jokes. I once had a gay experience with Jay Leno. I'm easy to get a long with, unless your dumb as shit. I love horrible music, the type of music that makes your anus feel like you are a prepubescent Canadian school boy experimenting with a sharp pencil. When I was six, I had a pair of power ranger underwear, even though I wasn't allowed to watch the show. I'm a very romantic man looking for a good time. I enjoy picnics at the park, and gazing upon the hordes of small children playing with each other in the hot sand. Some times I sit and ponder for hours, about what my past life was like. I believe I was a boarder collie, that belonged to a man named Steven. I'm just rambling now, I want to know more about you. Shoot me a message and we'll get to know each other better